were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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