is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
I need to align my fucking chakras
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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