North Korea, Best Korea!
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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