is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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