I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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