We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
Randomize
