I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
the insurance claim form from last night says foreign object removal from genitourinary tract so as far as the insurance company knows, it could have been a gerbil
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