how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
You need a sexual gate keeper
I woke up only wearing a Breaking Bad "Los Pollos Hermanos" apron he got from Loot Crate next to a 3 empty bottles of Zima,Jolly Ranchers, and a jar of coconut oil. Fernet is one hell of a party starter
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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