Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
ok first of all what the fuck
Randomize
