Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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