garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
it's great music for shaving your balls
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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