Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
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