i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
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