Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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