the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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