Dude my mom stole all your condoms
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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