btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
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