yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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