nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
Randomize
