What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
Randomize
