i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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