Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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