I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
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