maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
I need water and some morals
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
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