My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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