you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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