I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
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