So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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