I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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