How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
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