Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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