u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
I shit you not. I was sitting on Brian's balcony...still drunk from the night before, and a hummingbird flew onto the patio, stared me right in the face and flew away. I feel like it was God's way of telling me, "Stop drinking."
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
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