yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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