His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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