O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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