we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
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