Whod you bang
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
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