made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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