would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
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