So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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