Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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