Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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