Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
there is glitter all over my balls
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
Randomize
