And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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