Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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