You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
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