Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
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