what if I'm pregnant?
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i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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