addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
In case this wasn't clear when i said being his wingman was "hopeless", his date walked out on him when he poured a beer on his head trying to shotgun it
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
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