I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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